C'mon kids, get ready for story time

Okay okay, lets get to the good shit

I'm a ranter, I do this kind of shit all the time.

First point, I'm an  extremely  active gamer, but some shit makes me want to put the controller down, get a cup of coffee or whatever beverage I feel like getting, and read a goddamn book. Sooo, in honor of that tradition...This is going to be about book reviews....Yes, book reviews. And no, most of these won't have pictures, so you'll actually have to read.

 'Now, before we start this little fun train, please leave comments. I love that kind of smarmy shit. But please, dear Aziraphale, please don't spam or troll this shit. I'm being semi-serious here. If you do see it necessary to spam my shit, this will happen to you..... (' See what I did there? I'll get El Admin to delete yer shit. No jokin.) So yeah, enjoy.

Sci-Fi Books.

Alrightey, I'll make this'n short and sweet. I don't favor much Sci-Fi. I like Star Wars and Artemis Fowl if you can consider that Sci-Fi. BUT, I have me a weak spot for romance in most genres. Slappin Sci-Fi and romance together will probably get good reviews from me, if it's well written that is.

Now time for the actual book reviews.

1. Star Wars Books.

This is a WIDE arc of literary goodness. My personal favorite book from the Star Wars arc is Deathtroopers. Written by Joe Schreiber, this novel combines two of my favorite things: zambies and Star Wars.

The book is about a motley collection of prisoners and crew from the prison barge ''Purge. ''So the summary is mainly that the ship's engines breakdown close to an "abandoned" Star Destroyer. The warden sends some poor guys in there for recon work and ALL hell breaks loose. The guys who come back bring a nasty virus with 'em and the crew starts dropping like drunk flies...but they don't stay down.

This is an excellent read and I enjoyed the whole damn thing. It starts off pretty slow, but then it keeps you reading. I like the page count, it's a good 300-400, so it kept my interest for a good while after it picked up. It's a must-have for Star Wars fans who also like zombies stuff, which is all the rage these days, like Minecraft and cheating on your partner(Whoops). I give it a 8.5/10.